What Cosmo say about my "crush" ;)

I just felt like looking at one of those stupid things they have.. sometimes they're actually head on...

• Men who are fans of mainstream team sports, like football, basketball, and baseball, tend to be competitive — on the field and in all aspects of their life — and they like to hang with their entourage.
• If your date has buddies from all areas of his life — i.e., college, the gym, work — don't be afraid to drag him to your cousin's wedding. "He has no problem schmoozing strangers and adapts to new situations easily."
• If he always pays in cash, he's self-sufficient and independent," which might make him a difficult dude to corner.
• A phone fan? He might be a little old-fashioned and likes to do things by the book. "He's not afraid of intimacy."
• If your fave T-shirt and jeans or a cute little sundress do more for him than your slinky black number, you'll be dating an earthy, laid-back guy who likes equally laid-back, low-maintenance chicks.
• A meat-and-potatoes-type guy is usually steady and dependable, "But he's also a little unadventurous." If your date goes for exotic dishes, "you're with someone who makes spontaneity a priority and could easily get bored with the status quo."
• A mildly messy man is looser and more open-minded.
• Take note if he parks himself in front of one sitcom after another. "Here's a guy who uses humor to defuse stress." This can be a good thing, because he won't hold a grudge against you or lose his cool. But it also might be hard to get into a serious conversation with him, which can be frustrating as poo. (i changed some wordage)
• Men who prefer donning boxers and boxer briefs might be less showy in bed, but they're more willing to keep the focus on you. (ahahahaha)
• If your babe is the baby of his brood, "he's likely to be creative and a little rebellious."
• A man who hogs the wheel — even in your car — is sweetly old-fashioned at best and, at worst, could be a control freak
• The low-key, less conceited guy might be less ambitious, "but he's easier to connect with emotionally because he's not as superficial; What counts on the inside matters more to him."
• "A man who doesn't make eye contact during conversation may not be trustworthy." "Meanwhile, if his eyes bore into yours as he's talking, he might be trying to intimidate you." But a smoldering gaze — you know what that looks like — means he's hot for you.